"Ash, what have I told you about using naughty words like that?" Delia admonished him. "I wanted it to Thundershock that stupid mini-Jessie, mini-James, and mini-Gary, and then the big Jessie ripped its head off! It's just like that time stupid Gary ran over my Bayleef with his car! They're a bunch of evil bastards, mom!"
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"Professor Oak had to take your real pokemon away when your license was revoked because you were always making them attack people, remember?"Īsh hadn't been listening to a word she'd said. "Now Ash, I've told you a thousand times, that wasn't a real Pikachu - it was a stuffed toy," Delia answered. "Team Rocket killed my Pikachu, and I want a new one." "Mom, after lunch can we go to the Poke-Mart?" Ash asked as he and Delia seated themselves at a nearby table. "I'll have ten cheeseburger Mighty Kids Meals with Cokes, one of each flavor McFlurry, and a bacon double cheeseburger with a small Coke." "But I want some McFluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuries!" "Can I get some McFlurries, too?" he asked. Mommy will get ten Mighty Kids Meals for you." "I want ten buuuuuuuurgers!!!!!"ĭelia placed a hand to her temple. He began to jump up and down and throw a tantrum. "But I still want ten cheeeeeeeeseburgers!" Ash shouted. "You don't want to spoil your dinner, do you? I'm making your favorite - chili dog and pizza pot pies!" Delia told him. "But moooommmm, I'm huuuuuuungry!" Ash whined. "Ashy-poo, don't you think ten meals is a little much?" Delia Ketchum asked her son. A middle-aged man with greasy black hair and a scraggly beard was with her. Quentin and Judith turned and saw a woman in her early fifties standing at the counter (though she looked much older, since all of her hair was gray and her face was etched with lines of distress). "I want ten MIGHTY KIDS MEALS with CHEESEBURGERS! Cheeseburgers RULE!!!" came the reply. "What would you like for lunch, poopie-kins?" "Before Jessie or James could reply, one of the newcomers spoke. Guardian's Song: Like, say, 17 years after canon (such that Ash is 28).
How can anybody in their right mind write a fanfic about characters they like dying or having bad things happen to them when there's no kind of positive outcome?! That's exactly what I'd like to know, Miss Falls. As he released his hold on Ash's throat and let him crumple to the floor, he balled his hands into fists again and boxed the twerp's ears. True to his word, Ahearn drove his fist into Ash's face a few times, leaving him with two black eyes, a bloody nose, and a split lip.
"AUGH!!! I should've known that you were Team Rocket, too - you're evil bastards just like they are!!!" Ash wailed. I responded by tightening my grip on her and smashing her face with a left hook. Guardian's Song: "Misty howled in pain as my fingernails cut through my leather glove and gouged into her arm. My question is, what the bloody, freakin' HELL possesses people to write these things?! It's as if we've unearthed a time capsule dating back to fandom's distant innocent past. Richard: *clears throat* I would like to remind you all that this was in the days BEFORE Anon Kink Memes. There are so many fanfics that have this crap in them that it's mind-boggling!
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For what? A nuclear explosion of violence and perversion? Collapse of ? weepingcock packing up its bags and declaring that now the members have seen everything? A mass migration to Archive Of Our Own? What? In Pokemon fanfics and fanfic in general has reached critical mass!Įlbe. I agree with her so much, in fact, that I've been incited to go off on yet ANOTHER rant about how much I hate all these sick fics out there! Roy: (Cori Falls) I love these cloning chambers! Just recently, a good friend of mine wrote a rant about fanfics and how much she detests Team Rocket fics that contain disturbing and depressing material.Īnd ya know what? I couldn't agree with her more on that issue!
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